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A saying someone may say if they're wondering if cheating on a significant other counts IF the other woman is of a spiritual/ghostly origin.
'I was driven to madness by her beautiful glow inside the elevator; sorry honey!'
'....she WAS the librarian ghost from ghostbusters...so...free pass?'
'Darling..my love knows no bounds...I support all forms of life..I do NOT discriminate so...should I be getting you flowers..or?'
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The answer to all lifes quetions and mysteries.
Jack - Wheres my other sock.
Jill - Only the satellittes know.
James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.
John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.
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What your girlfriend says when she DOES in fact know
August: hey babe what do you want for dinner?
Susan: i dont know
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I don't know
You: wats 1+1
Your dumb ass friend: I don't know
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Usually said in the most common of accents, (mainly those which are widely known as the 'chav' accents) used by several semi-famous people of our time, for example: MC Devvo, MC Dezmo and DJ SpitInYerEye, this phrase is usually used by those who believe they 'genuinely know', only with only a slight colloquial and explicit manner. Nevertheless, the people often using this in the most serious of their own ways are often referred to as pricks.
*Ducks 'swanning around' aimlessly, pecking at the floor looking for some food*
Darren: Oi! Ain't no foods 'round 'ere..!
Duck: ........
Darren: I fuckin' KNOW!!
Duck: ........
Darren: Yeah, fuckin' showed you dickhead!
Duck: ........ Woof.
Darren: Phuuuuurk!
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A person who has a meaningless, below average, minimum wage job, that doesn’t take skill or talent to do.
The girl at McDonald’s fucked up my Diet Coke......she totally just showed her wage! Yep, Susie.....get it right....know your wage!
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So it doesn’t matter what people think.
I know the truth.
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