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The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
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When, during or after sex, the guy randomly jumps off the edge of the bed. Then when the girl goes to check why he jumped off he wraps his legs around her head (making sure that her face/nose is up against his ass) then he farts or shits as hard as he can.
Baxter: "Guess what i fuckin' did this weekend?!"
Chris: "What happened, bro?!"
Baxter: "I gave some stupid bitch a Lake Placid!"
Chris: "Haha! Boo-yah!"
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A "gated community" in riverside county. It is gated because canyon lake people are racist, they want to keep the blacks out... They have stone walls erected all along its borders. They seriously have gate guards and their own quasi-police force. They move there to show that they're better than you, but really, everyone actually hates people from canyon lake. Younger people from canyon lake all have the same kind of think-they're-so-great attitude, which makes it easy to identify them.
John: What kind of people would WANT to live walled in like that?
Rick: I don't know... fucking weirdos or racists.
John: lol canyon lake
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After a successful Yahtzee (aka the Spider-Man) you make her "talk to the hand."
I Yahtzee'd that ho and then gave her the Ricky Lake.
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A horribly inbred townish suburb of Hot Springs, home to tweakers, whores, theives, and STDS. Only one good thing was dereived from this toxic waste dump sorry excuse for a school district. She's latina.
Where's your CD player?
I parked my car in fountain lake last night.
Damn that sucks man, any idea who stole it?
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