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If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.
When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.
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when something ironically goes wrong.
examples of Murphy's Law:
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"
2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."
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Three universal laws created by sci-fi writer Issac Assimov dictating the behavior of robots and other artificially intelligent machines.
1. A robot must not harm a human, or cause a human to be harmed through inaction on the part of the robot.
2. A robot must obey the orders of its human master, unless said order violates law #1.
3. A robot must preserve its existence by any means, as long as said means do not conflict with the first two laws.
Zero in MegaMan X violated the first law of robotics by killing a lot of humans.
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Maxx's Law is Godwin's Law only with boobs. Whenever a thread about something completely unrelated to boobs turns into a discussion about boobs, the thread has lost all usefulness and must end.
user1: What the guy wearing his seatbelt?
user2: My friend says that seatbelts hurt her boobs.
user3: DUDE! How big are her boobs??
user1: Maxx's Law! This thread has lost all meaning!!!
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Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.
The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.
"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law
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The universal truth that if you groom yourself in preparation for an expected hook-up, the hook-up will not occur immediately after. It only occurs when you haven't prepared yourself properly. Usually applicable to females.
For example, a girl shaves her legs in preparation for an expected hook-up but then the guy tells her he can't hang out that night.
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
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Someone whom has had sexual relations with a person whom you have also had sex with.
O me and lisa go way back we both were shagged by giles so we are fuck in laws too.
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