Really the best way I can put it is, Levi’s are ok at times when they’re not trying to purposely annoy you. They have a hard time coming to terms with the fact that they are psychopaths and need mental help. Meeting a Levi wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world but he will always disagree with you and stubborn beyond words. So I be sure you are prepared mentally for many disagreements. Lastly Levi’s are delusional and far from innocent.
Sarah: I’ve done all I can to help you Levi but I think you need mental help
Levi: Your right Sarah…I should listen to you more often. Your right about me but I disagree bc I don’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing I agree with you.
Steals your fucking girlfriend cus he's a dickhead and then doesn't apologize because he's a peice of shit
There was once a hamster named Levi. When he died, he could not be buried, since the ground was frozen. Instead of that, the owner put the carcass into a plastic bag, then into the freezer. And then managed to completely forget about it. A few months later the owner wanted to eat an ice cream, so she reached into the freezer, but to her surpise it was not an ice cream, but the beloved pet's frozen corpse.
Remember that one time, when your fish got Levied? Yeah, it sucks
Levi is one of the most forgetting guys you could meet. Despite his forgetfulness, he is many things. He's so many things, I can name them all, but I'm not going to because we'd be here forever. He's caring, loving, and attractive. He likes 80s music and loves to poke fun at you in a joking way. He'll be your best friend and you might crush on him a couple of times along the way, but you'll stay friends. He'll be friends with you regardless of your problems, race, ethnicity, gender, and beliefs. He believes beauty is deeper than skin. He's dorky and will always make you smile at any time of day, even by just thinking about him. You might fantasize about a future with him, which may happen very well. You will never know if he has a crush on you or not due to his flirtatious glances toward you during class. If you are fortunate enough to know Levi, he'll be your best friend, your shoulder to cry on, and the love of your life. He'll never know it but you love him and you will forever. He's compassionate, driven, attentive, understanding, faithful, and a plethora of other things. He will drop everything and be ready to fight for anything and anyone he finds sacred and holds dear or is scared to lose. If you know Levi, you're blessed to know him.
Levi is the most wonderful man you're gonna meet and you can never leave him. He'll love you forever.
What you get to live when you own your home free and clear but live in a sectional title scheme so still have an eternal penance to the pay.
Piotr just paid of his home loan gets to live the levy lifestyle- full fat yoghurt and avocado toast and all that.
when you and two of the girls you have dated hang out with you and your friends, while acting like half girlfriends each.
Jeff: man, i think she still likes him
Matt: nah, hes just pulling a Dirty Levi. probably still likes them but has no clue what hes doing.
Levi: yeah but that mario pants and team fortress 2 shirt gave me hella dick powers
Matt: i will skin you alive
a hot man who is a lepruchan and his name is demnzkai on xbox laddies hit him up