Vuvuzela Lips

"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.

The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.

Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.

Go look up DSL as well.

A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."

B:"It better be ointment."

(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)

OR

During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."

ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.

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sweet lips

someone with lips so sweet, u just wanna kiss em all day

Jeff: Damn bro, u see that girl?
Jake: Yeah man, shes such a sweet lips..
Jeff: No shit

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squid lips

Having lips that are slimmy and fishy looking out of perportion drooling

Listen here squid lips your breath smells like tuna.

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cherry lips

girls who have red, plump, luscious lips

Jasmin has some bomb-ass cherry lips!

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Butter Lips

At derogative term for a dog who drops a ball or frisbee when playing catch or fetch.

Aaaah come on butter lips! Catch the darn ball!

If your lips touched it, you should have caught it... butter lips...

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thin-lipped

The act of having nothing to say in conversation, so you just sit there with your mouth closed, looking unattractivally thin-lipped.

man, my date was so thin-lipped. she had absolutely nothing to say

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Ducky Lips

Lips that looks like a duck's beak. Like lips just at the start of puckering up for a piss. Kids usually have ducky lips when they are just sitting around with blank stares on their faces.

Look at little Jenny sitting there with those cute ducky lips!

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