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noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit
Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool
Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame
The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard
Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.
WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!
I coughed up a lung lizard!
It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
Australian slang for cash money
“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”
Someone who digs in a trash can late at night whos probably stealing your shit not bringing back and someone who lives in a trailer park that makes the sound WOOP WOOP! for you to know their coming
Damn lott lizards diggin in my trash again.