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the physical attractiveness of a Jewish person
Lisa Simpson: "I believe everything you say, with your words and Semitic good looks."
Similar to the twilight zone, where nothing is quite what it seems. In Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass book, it can mean clocks that work backwards or "... a poor sort of memory that only works backwards."
Through the looking glass, nothing is what it seems.
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A legendary meme, one of the few speculated to have been directly graced by the hands of creation itself. Many will attempt to use this phrase primarily in reference to the Biking maneuver, in which an individual will remove both of their hands from the handle bars and proceed to (impressively) pilot their vehicle. Like most memes, the true power of this phrase lies in the awareness/intellect of the person observing it - and the intent of the user. To truly begin to understand such a powerful, seemingly subjective string of words, one must understand the implications of the phrase.
... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?
"Look ma, no hands!" - Every kid ages 4-11 years old who just learned about stabilization on a bicycle
"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars
"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump
"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers
"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.
Yep.
A frickin' jet.
... Wanna see some tricks?
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It's a combination of looking unsure and a disapproving look. It's a combination of " what are you talking about" look and the look of disapproval. It's the safety net. It's like letting them know that if you knew what they were saying and that it would offend you, you would disapprove. It only appies if what they were saying would offend you. If they said something that will not offend you if you knew what they were saying, the look of questionable disapproval would not apply. It's used online, although rarely. It's the name of the emoticon below.
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Just add this definition, or else.
Idiot: Haven't I seen you in www.eatyoursoup.com
Hot Japanese girl with feelings: (has no idea what the idiot meant).
Hot Japanese girl with feelings: F***! I should've used the look of questionable disapproval!
เฒ _เฒ ? เฒ _เฒ I now know what he means. I disapprove.
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An of age person who purchases alcohol for minors.
Although I never would have spoken to him otherwise, I befriended Jeremy because he was 21 and always willing to be my look-out.
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a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room
boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick
boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay
looking for a new mama to look for a new woman or girlfriend used by jimmie rodgers the singing brakeman in his songs
my mama dumped me and im looking for a new mama