Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.

"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."

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Sidney (Male)

A funny guy. Can sometimes be sensitive, but is really good at playing instruments. Always talks about how girls like him but has no game. Sometimes acts douchey around other guys but that’s every guy am I right.

Person: Hey, where can I find a teacher to teach me how to play guitar

Other person: There’s this guy at our school that plays really good guitar, just ask him. His name is Sidney (male)

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Male Femidweeb

1. A man so concerned with "feminist" issues that he needs to get a life.
2. A man who's so sensitive about feminism that it even makes women groan.

Bob, I'm glad you support feminism, but you're turning into a male femidweeb.

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Frigma Male

A male virgin who is bald and has a significant presence of herpes on his forehead

Frigma male lol

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Male period

A period where in a man had an existential crisis in which he feels utterly lost and has no idea of what he is doing. Then they realize something obvious and go at it for a couple weeks.

The phenomenon occurs roughly once a month therefore the name male period.

Whats wrong dude?
I’m having my male period should be over in a few days.

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male vibrator

A toy usually used by a man (David G) with a Vagina.

Shhh, Can you hear that? Its david using the Male Vibrator

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Alpha Male

Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.

Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”

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