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Hannah Martin is sexy. She is confident and is easy on the eye for boys and girls. Everyone is just in love with how gorgeous she is.
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Mediocre "goth" guitarist, who resembles Meryl Streep's skeleton. Performs with pop band, Good Charlotte. Looks very odd indeed. He wears more make up than me, but always boasts his manliness. His body is covered in Nightmare Before Christmas scribbles and other "cult-yet-trendy" flashwork. Saddo.
Don't tell anyone but... I think billy is immortal.
Billy certainly is anorexic.
Eat a sandwhich!
Errr... what gender is Billy anyway?
If Billy goes any further into the closet we will have to start calling him Aslan!
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline.
"OMG i just seen his girlf, wot a butter face. Billy have me! I can suck your willy, better than her" -Average Billy Fan.
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Fucking a woman from behind and then spunking in her hair
Last night I had some Clunge and her daughter caught me doing a Martin on her
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One who eats the butthole (rim job)
"oh yea he totally patrick martined her"
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the most fagulous guy in the universe. immaculately conceived and born to conquer the cosmos! a.k.a. "Star"
It's Travis Martin Bitch!
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A county wide football game held between Martin County High School Tigers and South Fork High School Bulldogs and winner is that years reigning champ. A great time of the year when South Fork gives county that good wood! And steam rolls their asses!
Dude 1:You going to the Martin Bowl?
Dude 2:Course South Fork going to give county that good wood!
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n. what you become when you have too much free time
1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.
2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!
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