May 9 is national “movie day”. On national movie day if someone goes up to you and says “can you take me to the movies” you have to take them (for free), but after that you can’t ask them. YOU HAVE TOO ASK ANOTHER PERSON.
Person 1: hey person 2 can you take me too the movies it’s May 9
Person 2: oh come on I forgot about that
Person 1: well looks like you gotta take me
Person 2: well ok
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may 9th is a day you can suck as much dick as you want but wont be a hoe;)
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if you a girl and your birthday on May 15 you the girl that everybody like and everybody want and you are popular and you are untouchable and everybody wanna be your friend.oh and you got neat hand writing.
untouchable- you can not be touched
May 15- a birthday
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Ladies we have to survive May without makeup no nails, lashes, lipstick YOU CAN WEAR LIPGLOSS
I can't stand no makeup may I'm hideous without makeup
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National Small tik toker day- everyone with over 1000 followers has to follow everyone with under 1000 followers
I'm just helping out on may 19
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Vietnamese model and the hottest girl ever period. Pictures of her are posted all over the tumblr sites of guys who want her (all heterosexual guys) and girls who wanna be her (all girls).
Bob: Dude I would suck my own dick and do myself in the ass if i could if it meant i could smell Cyndee May's hair
Joe: Shit, son I would cut my own dick off just to see her in person.
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Sally: omg i would give up the left side of my brain to have cyndee may's body
Jane: really, cuz i would give up my whole brain just for her eyes
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