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When getting head from a midget, holding said midget upside down by their ankles while bobbing them up and down.
While trying to look up msn.com on William's computer, midget porn was lasted searched much to our surprise. After clicking the link to investigate, we frightfully discovered a full size man feverishly yanking the ankles of a girl midget while upside down giving this man head...quickly earning the name Upside down midget brains.
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This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.
O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma
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The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.
Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.
Alistair: Jesus Christ.
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Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.
See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!
It is a very nice thing when your jacking and whacking your cock
Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?
Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second
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On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day
Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day
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you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it
Hey babe what you doing this weekend
oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend
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