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Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb February 1, 2016


Salty Mind

equivalent to saying; overthinker; someone who is salty.

To have a salty mind is to, by definition of salty, is to be upset over something little and continue to overthink and dwell on this or these circumstances.

He has a Salty Mind and a Heavy Heart.

by The Salty Mind&The Heavy Heart February 25, 2020


Flutter minded

Verb

Having a (almost sickeningly) naive outlook on life

thinking you can do or change something or someone even though it’s proven to be impossible

That person really wants to try to run faster than the speed of light?! Oh my god, they’re is so flutter minded.

by Kawaii_TrashPanda69 February 14, 2021


Mind Shandy

A hands free orgasm or hands free hand shandy.

She hypnotised him and gave him a mind shandy

by Not Jaffa June 5, 2021


Mind-boggle

To mentally excite or put somebody in a trance due to something. To blow somebody away.

Verb of mind-boggling

That pretty keyboard really got you mind-boggled then

by Nazannex November 3, 2023


Move the mind

Another way to describe a high

Lil Peep steady move the mind, getting high off coke. Another way to describe a high

by Krack roach 66 October 14, 2019


mind-masturbating

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

by TH3 BL4NK May 1, 2012