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when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow
"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"
"Idk i was bored."
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A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
Someone who plays Minecraft, but isn’t obsessed with it, just enjoys it
A Cringey player that plays on dead servers.
Welp, their goes Raviole with a dick on the side of his plot, he's suck a Minecraft Scumbag.
A youtuber that plays Minecraft that is a child predator
No son don't trust the Minecraft Youtubers
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