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Lachlan monk

short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.

person 1: hey is that Lachlan monk?
person 2: yha why
person 1: why is he so hot?

by bonerless April 26, 2024


Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.

broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying

by Darkbo i May 4, 2023


monke god

monke god means the god of monke. sometimes it is used for memes.

the monke god is the greatest

by jimmy dogfish January 11, 2022


Monke time

Basically if you are monkey = time

Did you do "Monke time" yet

by Monke gamer June 16, 2022


monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves January 22, 2016


The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...

Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.

by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022


silly.em0.monke

means to be so incredible cringe that even hellen keller crys

hellen keller cried because of the persons absolute silly.em0.monke

by i spilled sprite on my turkey❤ December 9, 2023