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Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.
John's going to drop his transmission if he keeps acting like a Shift Monkey.
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Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.
"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"
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Having sex with a snowman.
Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
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the act of having sex with a snowman
"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"
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When a junkie without a fix begs his junkie friend who's holding for some dope.
Dude I need to get high, give me some of your stash, kick monkey.
Just one more CC bro. At least give me your cotton. Kick Monkey!
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To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.
Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.
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Young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles.
Also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. Him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans.
Originates from the expression 'having a monkey on your back".
There goes Jim on his Kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.
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