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A group of females a Mormon is married to.
Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.
A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.
Starbucks is the favorite gathering place a for Millennial Mormon after a long day at church.
A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.
(Courtesy of EIS)
A: Did you hear about Justin?
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
when your friend is sleeping over and you get really tired and they say they're warm n cozy but you mishear it. to be mormon cozy is to be a happy little camper tucked in bed at 8pm.
example 1: i feel so mormon cozy!
example 2: you get mormon cozy when ur with friend and about to sleep! :D
A Mormon steamer is a variation of a Cleveland steamer and hoch replaces Shit for porage.
This variation of the Cleveland steamer was made and pioneered by Eli W. Piryznski.
“Wow, Eli sure does give good Mormon Steamers!”
The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada
Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"
Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"