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The oldest human on Earth. Pet mammoth died in 1203.
Mr. Fulton is over 9,000,000,000 years old.
A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"
"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"
Mr willgoose is a math teacher who has the thiccest booty since queen Elizabeth.
Do you have mr willgoose for maths?
Yes.
Lol XD kys
Mr. Noone or better known as iron man got roasted by the Fresh Prince. His arms are as fragile as glass and got the iron hairline
Mr. Noone got that hardened hairline
The sexiest Man in all of Scotland. The rose bud of the United Kingdom, and the heart of planet earth.
Tis a rare sighting to see him, but when you do, oh boy is it a pretty one.
With his silky grey hair and unknown coloured eyes, he'll pierce your heart with one glance.
He will protect us from chavs and roadmen. Adair is our saviour. Our lord. Our God.
Chav: ewww Mr Adair is actual so gross 🤢🤮
Anyone with a brain: you fool, Mr Adair is the protecter of us all. Begone wench.
Well-known substitute teacher at school. Most of the time he’ll be on top of things and run the class smoothly. Doesn’t allow cell-phone use and enforces the teachers instructions when it needs to be done
Mr. Guida was our substitute for biology because Mrs. Krusz wasn’t here today.
Let's go pick up Mr. Magic (let's go score some weed)