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When a guy is eating out a girl the pubic hair gets stuck in his braces.
I got "Muff Muzzled" last night.
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Meaning an unwanted parasitic insect sometimes naked to the human eye. I.e. Crabs.
John went to Mary's house and left when he found out she had muff mites
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One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.
My mate Pete is a Muff-face. And he's ginger as well so it don't help! hahaha
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Inserting your fingers into a girl's vagina and moving them around swiftly, in a paddling motion.
"Dude, how far did you get with that girl last night? Did you go muff paddling?"
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When you fuck a virgin and her CHERRY pops while you're IN her MUFF. Put 'em together and you got a Cherry-Muff-In!
Angelina: Whoa you just popped my cherry!
Brad: Cool! What a wonderful cherry-muff-in!
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The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.
I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."
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