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an attention seeking subculture.
they lie about their whole life and say their sensitive and all this whole load of crap, only so people can fall for them and so they can gain attention.
they also claim that their life sucks, HOWEVER, half of them spend most of their time on myspace and all this other shit; hey dumbass, as far as we know, your life isn't that bad, cos you have the internet and all this shit so stop fucking complaining.
they label themselves though still get pissed off when we label them. RIGHT, you already said you were emo, so why can't we say that you're emo too, since you said you were?!
gosh, idiots.
everyone hates emos because:
-why bother being their friends if they'll probably kill themselves anyway.
-most of them lie about their whole life and speak a whole lot of bullshit.
-they just always want to be the centre of attention.
-they're embarassing cunts.
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normal person: HEY EMO KIDDD!
emo girl: STOP FUCKIN LABELLING ME
normal person: but i thought you said you were emo :S
emo girl: well..umm..its cos umm..ok fuck off i dont care. get a life. im allowed to call myself that CAUSE I AM!! BUT U DONT GOT MA PERMISSION!!!1!!LOLZ!!!1
normal person: k, retard. pretty lame excuse to be honest. YOU DO CARE, WANKER! if you didn't care then you wouldn't be taking a piss at me for "labelling" you. and i have a life, AND i use it properly, instead of trieng to kill myself and shit. i don't need your fucking permission, you can't stop me from doing shit.
emo girl: well i guess your kinda right. BUT STILL FUCK YOU IM EMO U POSER!
normal person: haha god stfu! i believe it's "poseur", not poser. you only think your emo and say you are, so then you can get attention and everyone noticing you. give it up, most of us hate you emos anyway. just shut the whole emo thing off, it's lame and you only do it so you can get all the attention you don't deserve.
emo girl: hmm my ex just asked me out again.. ok ill get back to you after i get the razorblade, sorry itz just time of the day (ya know, da time where i cut ma WRIZTZ WOOOO!!!)
normal person: ok, make sure you kill yourself this time, cut your wrists deep fuckface.
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The wrong term for "emo kids." Emo is NOT short for emotional, as many people may think; it is an abbreviation for "emotive." Many people make the mistake of pointing to a group of kids with tight pants and long side bangs and exclaiming, "OMG look at those emos!!!" That's basically the same thing as saying, "OMG look at those emotives!" or "OMG look at those depresses!"
Incorrect:
Girl: "Those emos at that table are lame."
Correct:
Girl: "Those emo kids at that table look depressed."
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we like to sit in the dark and slap ourseleves until we cry then write a song about it....
adam hutcheon, kyle ruddy, steven (knobjockey) philson ohh of course davit ferris aka dunken bagley
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Not all depressed, most just misunderstood.
EMO BOYS ARE HOT! *licks lips*
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Like Goth but for Pussies.
"Hommus-exual"
Look at that emo wearing tight jeans to make there balls stick out so other emo boys can see before they try.
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A whiney, unnessicarily deep, attention demanding bitch. Known for dressing as the opposite sex, thick framed glasses, wearing clothes as tight as possible, and cutting themselves. An emo is basically a faggot who is depressed for no reason at all, they think theyre cool cuz theyre fucking annoying and cry when they get presents..so yeah, as you can see, a total whore. Oh, not to mention they have greasy hair hanging in their face cuz they think they're cool and most likely have poor hegeine..
Oh, and most likely bi-sexual and deny it.
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I have three good words for all you kids out there..
DON'T BE EMO.
Good lord..just fucking listen to me...emos
make life miserable...I don't get why you kids do it..Just smilleeeeeeeee....
EMO KIDS RUINED MY LIFE!!
Mom: Here honey, I won $1,000,000 today at slots, and I want to give it to you!
Emo kid: *sniff* My life sucks....I'ma go cut myself now...*sobbbbbbb*
Mom: Aww..you weren't happy with all the gifts I gave you for no reason?
Emo kid: Ahhhhh...My life is a black abyss..I just wanna dieee!!!! *sobs gayly*
I'm going to go listen to my favorite
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Emo began as a music style in the '90's, and has become associated with bands like My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy etc. It became a style that mostly (NOT ALWAYS) focuses on the vintage-look (retro brand names etc). Being emo myself, you're all gonna think 'OMG IT'S AN EMO, SHE'S, LIKE, GONNA BE, LIKE, OMGWTFBBQ MY LIFE SUCKS EMO'S RULE THEY'RE SO HARDCORE OMG LMAO' or something like that. (I'm not taking the mick out of anyone, I swear. Sorry if I offended someone.) I'm not depressed all the time, I'm not always writing dark poems about life, and I'm not anorexically skinny (I laugh about that).
Why is emo associated with self-harm? Just because some people decided that any depressing self-destruction music MUST be emo?
Emos are usually, as far as I know, into the retro emo bands that began the emo craze, and the more modern bands like Panic! @ The Disco etc. The most common feature of emo is the hair with a side-parting. The bangs are NOT always covering one eye, NOT always dark, NOT always straight, NOT always shaggy for boys and NOT always short for girls.
The thing I've noticed that made me laugh about people's descriptions for emo boys was that they all wear trousers fitted for girls. WHAT A CROCK. I've never seen an emo boy dressed in trousers that are fit for girls. It would look a bit dumb, I mean, with the hips and all. So what if the trousers might be tight? It doesn't mean they're for girls! SERIOUSLY STRANGE. But if there is an emo boy who wears girls trousers, SORRY.
Another big thing for emo is the gloves/bracelettes and scraves. NOT everyone wears them but it's pretty common, from what I've seen.
I AM NOT AN EXPERT. This is my opinion and it's not always right! Emo is a fashion sense that may have stereotypes but not all emos follow them. Who can tell me they know EXACTLY what the emo fashion is? Anyone? I don't think even emos can really tell me.
Him: Everyone says I'm not emo because my hair isn't cut across and isn't dark
Her: Stereotypes are fun, lets point and laugh
*Him and Her both point and laugh at the steroetypes dancing on the ceiling*
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