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When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.
Fail to Nap so Fap
I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail
Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
Getting kicked in the dick while erect
This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
When you ask your partner (in this instance a woman in general) to show their nails and another things more explicitly as she can take
Her breast in her hands
-"i asked her "show me your nails" and she sent a pic of her tits with her nails over them"
-"what color where the nails?"
-"huuh idk"
A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
the safest way to smoke thc concentrate (butter, wax, shatter).
Commonly used with a glass bong or pipe.
Person 1 - “Hey did you go to the head shop and pick up a titanium nail?”
Person 2 - “Yes and I got butane for the torch.”
Crusty nails is what you have!!
She got crusty nails they funky