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Anything that peaks one interests or gives a man a hard ass cack boner
Brock: Hey bro did you see that bitch at the beach yesterday?
Thomas: Yeah that was a nice piece! I have a fat bone piece ;)
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An expression used when gilby gets awkward.
"Seriously.....Nice Gilby"
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Popular phrase used by homosexuals
"-yo why did you steal our bong?-its mad nice i had to"
"you cant roll blunts that's shitty, nah yo mad nice!"
"you shouldn't take xanax its bad for u, nah son mad nice"
"what a mad nice day, i think i'm going to take bars today"
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Totally amazing trendy fashion resale chain in Arizona where all the smart, cool people shop, sell and trade all kinds of groovy stuff to update their look. Know why? Because they want to look good and feel good, who the heck doesn't?! Men's, women's, and kids' styles too!
Twice As Nice is where I trade in my clothing, handbags, shoes and jewelry, get store credit or cash and shop like a maniac until I have a whole new wardrobe!
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my buddy matt gersch has a friend with a dog named brewster.he took the dog to a friends brand new home and the dog took a massive shit on a marble floor.when we seen what his dog brewster did we came up with the saying nice brewster
that girl over there is pretty hot -nice brewster
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A phrase used to describe someone's epic fail. This expression comes from the moment in the game Super Smash Bros Melee in which an epic pokémon is expected to come out and fucking rape the opponents, but goldeen pops out of the poke-ball and does nothing. Instead your shit gets smashed off the stage.
Brosef: "So I was laying next to my GF texting when my phone slipped out of my hand, fell on her face, and broke her nose."
Da'man: "Nice Goldeen!"
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A young male who will give up countless hours listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends who talk about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because he actually believes listening and genuinely caring is going to eventually get him laid. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls, the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because he himself will always compare his “ordinary” physical appearance to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is. The female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features because for her it's better than dealing with a man that will grovel at her feet when she tries to break up with him because he doesn't understand how pathetic and transparent appeasement really is.
The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided long before he realizes that putting up the effort to deal with a shallow, materialistic bitch is worth even so much as one ounce of his time and energy. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will never even think about dating a nice guy in the future, which in turn will make the every other nice guy on the planet feel even more depressed because they all devote so much time and energy to being exactly what many other shallow, materialistic bitches know how to avoid men who are warped from being exposed to rejection they'll never understand to the point that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.
The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that nice guys primarily notice the physical appearances of other men and become insanely jealous to the point where they believe shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty” because they never realize they are driving these women straight into the arms of these assholes, usually because they don't understand that always being nice makes every nice act completely meaningless and disgenuine for a woman because that's all they do 24/7.
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."
"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex while playing some ps2 because all I know how to do is be a sickly sweet doormat and feel sorry for myself. Please love me with your pity."
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