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Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.
"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."
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If one of these existed, he would be the coolest person on the planet. All would bow down to him or be destroyed by his laser eyes.
The Ninja pirate practices ninjitsu on the high seas.
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noun.
- condition or state of having a poon crease
- when a woman wears excessively tight pants that split her sweet spot
- a female frontal wedgie
Natalie: Did you see the ninja boot just walk by?
Jason: Oh no, I missed it! She had a major camel toe going on though . . .
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A ninja with firey red hair. They surpass the skills of any normal ninja, because of their flame throwing skills.
That ginga in the alley batterin' all the wankas is a proppa ginja ninja.
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crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.
Oh man, I know you saw that honey in the bathing suit with the ninja foot.
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Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.
A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:
No
Income
No
Job or
Assets
Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.
These peeps are now ninjah
Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!
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Used to replace negro please, which in-turn replaces nigga please.
LaFonda: you trifflin' ho!
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*
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