Fruit Bat

A term used to describe blind gay men.

Lewis: "Did you find any butt down at the club tonight?"
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."

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fruit booter

A Roller blader.Whether they are gay or not they are still gay. Skateboarding is better.

Stupid fruit booter got in my way.

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Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.

My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...

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Fruit Chunnel

A large vagina.

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."

Fruit Flute

A gay man’s penis.

Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.

combat fruit

A combat fruit is any fruit that you carry in your pocket.

My mom thinks that oranges are the best combat fruit.

forebitten fruit

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.

If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..