jimmied up

To Mess something up causing damage of varying degree. One can jimmie up nearly anything from a household object to a body part. Often things that become jimmied up are related to negligence or inattention to the task at hand, however responsible adults can also jimmy something up by mistake or overuse.

I jimmied up you transmission Rob. I don't know what happened.

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Jimmy Rockn

The art of masturbation

Kevin is constantly jimmy rockn while thinking of men

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Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon is a former cast member of the popular NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live. He is often referred to negatively as he often broke character or laughed during scenes. He went on to star in such films as Taxi alongside Queen Latifa, and Fever Pitch with Drew Barrymore.

Jimmy Fallon can also be used as a verb. When someone is expressing qualities that Jimmy Fallon often does, they would be "pulling a Jimmy Fallon."

Ben: "Hey Sean, did you watch Saturday Night Live last night?"
Sean: "Yes, it was pretty good, but I was a little distracted by Jimmy Fallon's hysterical laughing."
Ben: "Yeah, at first it was kind of funny when he forgot a line and started chuckling, but now it's getting a little old."

or

Ben: "And then the man went over to...*laughing*"
Sean: "Alright, cut. We have to keep starting the scene over because Ben's pulling a Jimmy Fallon."
Ben: "I'm sorry, I just find myself so entertaining."

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Jimmy fitzsimmons

Doing the "Jimmy fitzsimmons" is yelling my name is (insert friends name here) after you do something wrong so they get in trouble

Oh shit car wreck *runs away screaming*

my name is Jimmy fitzsimmons

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jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

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Pull a Jimmy

The act of attempting to finger a girl using your pinky, ring, and middle fingers... while she is wearing jeans.

Jimmy was in the basement with a girl and decided to pull a Jimmy.

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Jimmy Caldwell

I AM BETTER THAN YOU. SUBSCIBE TO MRFRENCHASIAN, MRBEAST, K1MI AND NEB. I AM RANGA THEY DO NOT HAVE SOULD THAT FAT KID LIED TO.

Jimmy Caldwell is superior to the mortal plane in every way shape and form and doesn't have dyslexia