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When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.
There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.
You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?
When you have a bad case of swamp ass, and the sweat is running down your back across your ass cheeks.
"Did you see the back of Jimmy's shorts? You could tell he sure had a bad case of the soup cheeks."
cum stored in tin cans by hobos in an alley
The Travis county constable was horrified to see millions of tin cans containing alley soup dumped by delinquents in a nearby playground last Monday.
Strawberries cat up into tiny cubes and paced into a bowl or cup. Then with a TINY, LIKE TINY spoon, eat the strawberries like soup. This creation was made by me. 5-7 strawberries for a snack and 10-14 strawberries for a meal.
I’m really hungry, i’ll go get some strawberry soup!
When you are watching something on TV and its so ridiculous that you know it will be on E!'s the Soup.
Oh my god, that guy on wife swap said the dumbest thing ever, that is so soup worthy.
1. Heroin
2. What people eat when they're so stupid they would choke on stupid pills.
1. "Yo, why's that lady at the window being so dumb?"
"Man she must be on that stupid soup"
Eel soup is the story of a Japanese woman who cannot eat so needs to be fed through her butthole. Due to a rare medical condition, the only food that she is able to eat is live eels… through her ass. A truly heart warming story from Japan, be warned it may contain adult content. Unlike Octopus Girl, fortunately her vagina is covered so as to maintain her dignity throughout the movie.
Person A: I tried Eel Soup when I was in Germany, it actually tasted very good!
Person B: *Vietnam flashbacks"
Person A: What's wrong?
Person B: You wouldn't get it