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While taking a nice warm bath, you decide to stroke your man sausage quietly under the water's surface.
Guy 1: Dude how long we're you in there?! Are you Drowning Your Dolphin again?...
Guy 2: Sorry man, I couldn't help it after seeing that hot cover of Ben Affleck in People Magazine.
Guy 1: Dude you jerk off to Ben Affleck? That's pretty gay man.
Guy 2: What?! Uh.... no man I was just fooling around, I was thinking about girls and stuff..
Guy1: I think we should get new roommates.
A rediculously addictinve game for some strange reason- it isn't really that great! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?
I can't stop thinking about Dolphin Olympics 2, but when I play it I am disappointed.
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i was in the bath last night and decided to wax my dolphin
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We almost got killed while cruising in the Slimey Dolphin! Again!
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When a middle aged black women takes a shit on ur face and then smears it all over ur face with a butter knife and then eats ur ears off
oh man that trophy dolphin nuggets felt so good, lets do it again next week......my parents just bought new silver wear
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A dolphin who appeared in many episodes of Flight of the Sea Creatures aired on HBO from 1988-1989. Jorge the Retarded Dolphin (otherwise known as JTRD) was a popular charecter who talked with a lisp and interrupted many a person with useless comments.
I love the way Jorge the Retarded Dolphin sniffles with his cute little nose
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Pull down your pants, ATTACK preditor by rubbing your ass on them, in the process yell "Dolphina"
p.s. To really piss someone off don't wipe ass B4 doing this....WARNING..in doing this the preditor may attack back!!!
OH my gosh...did you just see that person rub they're ass on the predator... thats called a dolphin KiSs!!!!
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