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Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2021


pokemon card

the best thing EVER

bob:do you have a pokemon card steve:yes wanna trade

by bm88 February 28, 2022


M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 18, 2010


Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018


VR-Card

A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."

by HHatss October 4, 2021


Guess That Card

Guess That Card, colloquially known as "GTC", is a guessing card game played in a group of 2+ people. The dealer prompts a player to guess a single card prior to flipping over the top card in the deck. The player must name both suit and number. If the player is incorrect, the next player is prompted to guess a card. If the player is correct, they can name one of the other players to shotgun a beer. In some circles other players will join in on the shotgun, usually saying they did so "out of solidarity". If the player guesses the queen of spades and is correct, all other players have to shotgun. There exist some "unwritten rules" of the game, such as guessing the same card in successive rounds. Certain players describe this as "against the spirit of the game".

Are you familiar with Guess That Card?

by pattycakespattcakesbakersman September 5, 2023


Credit Carded

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it

Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that

by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020