maroon 5

A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!

Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."

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Symptom #5

Diarrhea, as it is the fifth symptom listed under Pepto Bismol's Symptom Rap.

Nausea
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset Stomach
*Diarrhea*

I ate some wings at Gators Dockside and got some serious symptom #5 afterwards. And I didn't get dome.

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March 5

the day that a talented Pisces baby is born. the most talented ones are born from 2005 - 2010.

she was definitely born on march 5

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Maroon 5

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

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Rule #5

There is no rule #4

Q: How did we get from not talking about fight club to rule number five?

A: Oh! rule #5 states that there is no rule #4. That makes sense.

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6-5

usually the coolest person in the room

dammmm there was no doubt i was the 6-5 of that shit

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Hi 5

An evil online blogging system that tricks you into joining it by sending you an email asking you to retype your hotmail details.

It then annoyinly sends the same email, in turn, to each and every person on your contact list. ARRRRRRHHH!

Person 1: You on Hi 5?
Person 2: No way, Myspace is way better.

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