officer joe

An idiot cop who does not know how to drive a stick, also has 80k dollar resume. Works three jobs including Porter, Home land security, Olympic runner. Officer Joe also likes to play as a gay bartender on the weekends.

Officer Joe is so dumb, that fuck cant drive a stick to save his life.

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Back Office Bitch

A term used by USAF Security Forces members. Generally refers to a female who has guzzled enough spuzzle to secure a lax desk job.

POSairman1-"Whatever happened to that new cunt we got on flight a few weeks ago?"
POSairman2-"Shes a back office bitch now. If you need her I think shes under the commander's desk."

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box office smash

When you take a shit so massive the toilet gets blocked.

Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.

Jethro: Wow dad I can smell that from my bedroom!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!

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Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.

Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.

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baap of box office

Person who Rules Box Office and has almost every record in his name.

This Title is given to Salman Khan

Salman is Baap of Box Office.

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Inner Office Envelope

An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.

Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.

Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.

Theresa: *sigh*

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Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.

A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.

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