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Largest of New Zealand's three main islands, known colloquially as "The Mainland". It lies between the North Island, a small overcrowded crime-ridden mishapen blob of muddy rock also called the "Pig Island", and Stewart Island, the nuggety wee island of hard-case good types (about the same size and shape as Tenerife) which hangs off the bottom of NZ.
The South Island is approximately 1000km long and 250km wide and has a population of just over 1 million.
The South Island is home to New Zealand's best scenery, skiing, mountains, lakes, rivers, hunting, fishing, 4WD tracks, empty highways, and all the other great things that make the men of a country truly manly.
It also has all New Zealand's best beer (Speight's, Monteiths, and Canterbury Draught), tastiest steak, and most gorgeous women.
Smoking hot millionairess foreign super model: "I see that even for a New Zealander, you're incredibly manly, hunky, and rugged, but also funny, and sensitive in the old-fashioned non-gay way."
Average South Island bloke: "Well yeah, I'm from the South Island."
Foreign etc: (swoons) "Take me to your island paradise and let me have your babies!"
SI guy (checks out her superb rack): "Well, maybe. Can you cook?"
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South Carolina is the worse state ever. Full of Mexicans. The cops are assholes. Everyone is still hanging onto the past. It is full of hicks. It is way too hot. It is not even worth to be called a state it fucking blows.
Man, I want to got to South Carolina.
Why the fuck you wanna go to South Carolina? It is full of fucking illegal smelly Mexicans and hicks fuck South Carolina it sucks.
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too many kooks in south mish. fuck usd. fuck arizona. tell your mom dot com.
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The nomenclature given for the neighborhoods on the south side of Spokane, WA. "Lower" and "Upper" South Hill essentially differ between people living north of Regal St. (lower) and people living south of Regal St. (upper). Home to both upscale plots and middle-class suburbs.
"They're putting a new Little Caesars on the South Hill, again."
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A place south of sydney where people live, and it rips.
sydney-sider: where do you live?
Jon: south coast bro.
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Newton South is a far superior school than Newton North
1. Shit is gay at North
2. People shit in urinals together here
3. Great education wise
(Xaverian = gay)
Shiit, you go to Newton South?
Yeah, I'm not gay (walk away)
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