procrasti-bake

The action of baking as a means of procrastination.
Utilizing baking as a way to avoid unwanted tasks.

I should have been studying for our exam, but I procrasti-baked pumpkin bread instead.
Girl, you have to stop procrasti-baking and start attending your classes!
Nursing school has turned me into such a procrasti-baker - whenever I don't want to study I just bake!

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Half Baked

Formerly Bitch and Moan. This forum encompasses anything that is not full and complete enough to better fit into the conversationalist forum, Spurious Generalities. This is a place where you can make a poll, ask a dumb question, start a game thread, or even flame, bitch and moan to your hearts content.

Don't get Half Baked!

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Clam Baked

The female version of being tea bagged. Usually happens when someone is napping on the couch or passed out on the floor at a party. It can only occur if only vagina or taint touches the head, it does not count if any booty is used. Can be done with or without pants. Can also be know as clam basting.

Jaims: Gary is passed out on the floor.

Blakely: Hold my pants. He's about to get clam baked.

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Clam Bake

The act of a group of people getting together, usually equal number of guys and girls, and then having the girls 'clam slam' the boys in rotating succession. Not unlike an orgy.

"Man, that clam bake was so wild last night!"
"I know! Cindie slammed me so hard! Twice!"

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bake that cake

when a man sees a woman and trys to holler at her and try and get the woman to like u so you can later kick some soup

I saw my brother looking at this girl and i told him "hey go bake that cake".

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Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?

Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty

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fake bake

Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.

Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"

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