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A feeling of total looseness, relaxation, and clarity only achieved by being on the beach.
The Beach Effect
The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.
I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.
a bicycle with handlebars so wide you are almost forced to ride without any hands, big wheels to compensate for sandy grounds, and as little hardware on them as possible; come in any color you want and almost any shape; want a basket? you can have one; want THREE wheels? go for it, beach bikes got them too; hook on a surfboard and your in business; then drop in in the dunes and your ready to go
also...something a real beach bum would easily choose over a license and a bmw any day
"hey lets go surfing"
"sure let me get my keys..."
"R YA KIDDING?! yo im just taking my beach bike. peace."
A sexy person, who always has a big penis.
"Look at the bulge in her pants."
"Yeah that's Rachel Beach's penis."
When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.
She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.
When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.
He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.
A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.
I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!