One Under

A term usually used amongst London Underground staff, a one under is a person who has either intentionally or accidentally become trapped underneath a tube train. This action causes large delays.

Most one unders are suicide attempts, but occasionally accidental. A lot of one unders are fatal, but the 'luckier' people are just badly mangled by the sharp bits underneath the train.

There are anti-suicide measures put in place on many London Underground lines including deep trenches and glass barriers. The trenches are so that people can't easily lie on the tracks and people who accidentally fall can protect themselves by lying in the trenches, and the glass barrier doors only open when a train is on the platform.

We have another one under at Stepney Green station.

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one cup

Euphamism/idiom used in describing someone so hot you would eat their poo in reference to the infamous "two girls one cup" video that made more people puke than Rosie O'Donnell in a lingerie... an impressive feat.

Blanka: That stripper was ridiculously hot. If she didn't have like 23 STD's I'd one cup her.

Guile: Shit that just adds to the flavor man, I'd totally 1 cup her. Sonic Boom!

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One-Trick

Over watch term based off the saying “one trick pony”. Used to describe a person who only plays one hero and never switches off.

I hate a genii one-trick that never switches to healer; it could really help out the team if they played mercy.

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Them ones

A phrase used to describe a commmon incident that others can usually relate to.

Them ones when you need a poo, but hold it in because you are too busy to poo.

Or

Them ones when you randomly get a boner on the bus...

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ONE-ITIS

ONE-ITIS
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.

You love her even though shes hooked up with all your friends? You suffer from ONE-ITIS.

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for the one time

To do something for one quick second but you sayin one time, that doesn't really mean one time. A Lowkey activity or scheme should be mentioned to all involved parties as doing it for the "one time". But it's just something either Lowkey as hell or an activity you do once a week. A daily activity is NOT for the one time.

"Yo fam, you tryna hit benihanas for the one time?"

"Yo fam, you tryna give me a ride to the crib for the one time?"
"Aye FAM lemme hit the joint for the one time"

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one shot

one shot is a top down puzzle RPG where you control the character named NIKO, a cat-person.
this game is known for being VERY meta, even being more meta than Undertale, and that's saying something considering the metaness of Undertale, WARNING: the game WILL make you cry, in the true ending.... and thats all im going to say so i wont spoil it for you

one shot

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