Anyone who sneaks into a woman's dirty laundry, to get some of her dirty panties to smell and fantasize about her, while either pleasing them self or a lover pleasing them.
In order to be a panty bandit, you have to successfully sneak into a woman's dirty laundry and steal her dirty soiled panties successfully at least four times.
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The 5 o'clock shadow a woman gets after shaving her vagina. Similar to a face but usually located under a females panties. Also known to irritate the face during oral.
I thought she had panties on but it was just her panty shadow.
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When two adult males sit around gossiping like a couple of Junior High School girls. Can sometimes be accompanied by giggling.
I wonder if G. Bush and D. Cheney drink diet soda while panty smacking about how cute Brad Pitt was on the cover of Teen Magazine.
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underwear that is very appealing to the general public, like, brightly colored underwear. opposite: tranny panties
"Wow! Daniel and Sara have matching ballin panties. They're so bright and fluorescent."
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The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)
George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.
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A car, song, band or anything that makes a women so hot you watch her panties melt and become a puddle beneath her feet.
did you see Charles' new car that Lotus is such a Panty Metler
Have you heard that new song I swear it's panty melter.
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a drugstore paperback book filled with smut.
She can't tear her eyes from that stupid panty dampener with Fabio on the front.
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