dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

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crunchyroll and dissapoint your parents

An innuendo for sex, created by the youtuber Jacksfilms It's a different way to say Netflix and Chill and not have parents be suspicious of actions.

Zack: "Hey babe, you wanna Crunchyroll and Dissapoint your parents?
Grace: "Certainly! I love to watch Anime"
Parents: "These damn kids these days"
Zack: "Come on! I've got a great episode of boku no pico to watch with you!"

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Parents Just Don't Understand

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.

Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.

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get some parents on your dick

A phrase commonly said when a man experiences immense pain.... and pleasure depending on the mood

"Hey you are fat and ugly"

"How bout' you get some parents on your dick"

ur gender neutral parent asexual

Even worse than "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian"

Carl- "ur mom gay"
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*

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Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

a bunch of fucking stupid bible loving cock suckers that tried to keep music with bad language off shelves saying it caused violence in children

Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

V for violence
O for references to the occult
D/A for overuse of drugs/alcohol
X for harsh sexual content

Judas Priest -- "Eat Me Alive" -- Rated X
Motley Crue --"Bastard" -- Rated V
Prince -- "Darling Nikki" -- Rated X
Sheena Easton -- "Sugar Walls" -- Rated X
W.A.S.P. -- "(Animal) F-U-C-K Like a Beast" -- Rated X
Mercyful Fate -- "Into the Coven" -- Rated O
Vanity -- "Strap on Robbie Baby" -- Rated X
Def Leppard -- "High n' Dry" -- Rated D/A
Twisted Sister -- "We're Not Gonna Take It" -- Rated V
Madonna -- "Dress You Up" -- Rated X
Cyndi Lauper -- "She Bop" -- Rated X
AC/DC -- "Let Me Put My Love Into You" -- Rated X
Black Sabbath -- "Trashed" -- Rated D/A
Mary Jane Girls -- "My House" -- Rated X
Venom -- "Possessed" -- Rated O

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National Parents Burn In Hell Day

This event falls on February 10

It’s a day where you can be as angry at your parents as you want. They ruin our lives? They can go to hell!

“Hey Mary did you know its National Parents Burn In Hell Day?”

“No I did not! That’s awesome, my parents are assholes”