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Cunt who dogs his mates for online girlfriend.
"I'm staying home tonight guys, need to talk to bec"
"you're a Peter Dog!"
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1) To lose intensity or dwindle in strength.
2) An exposed penis (peter).
Matt: "I bet I can streak through downtown with my peter out for two hours without getting arrested."
Frank: "I doubt it. After running for a half hour or so, you'll probably peter out and then the cops will catch you."
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hilarious british comedian from bolton, amazing at stand-up, should be given a...nobel prize or somethin???
1. gaaaaarlic...........bread????
2. booked it, packed it, fucked off
3. im not homophobic - im not scared of my house!
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The main character of the show Family Guy, the man of the Griffin family. Works in the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.
"Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me."
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one of the best house music d.j.s ....known the most for spinning in the legendary sound factory
you j.p ripped it sick last... he did a 24 hr set
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Taking advantage of your boss being out of the office and 'working' from home.
Most likely to occur when one or more of these conditions are met (increasing likelihood if numerous conditions are met):
1. School holidays.
2. Man Utd. match the previous night.
3. Good Weather.
4. The 'electrician' has to call around.
Woman Teacher: "It's mid-term, will you 'work' from home tomorrow, pretty please?"
Man: "Of course, there's a United match on tonight; I'll pull a Peter on it!"
Lads in work: "So then, 20 quid says he'll end up pulling a Peter tomorrow"
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The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.
Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework
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