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On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
Ping roach is that person that's always hanging around game rooms, some oven live there, that bring nothing but their dirty asses and STDs with them.
True to roach form they come in droves. It starts with one then when that one is accepted for being socially equal to a cockroach and its not seeming so pathetic. The rest of the pinging community slowly begins to turn into a giant filthy bunch of roaches that mostly rely on the women to prostitute themselves to support their drug and ping habit. They'll pool their money together so every three days they can get an hourly for an hour and take turns in the shower until it's time.
Say man I was at the game room and there was this little blonde with big tits wearing a dress with her face all picked to shit but God damn I wanted to fuck.
Man your trying that's megan the ping roach. You wanna fuck her get in line with the other 30 roaches she resides with and hope you get your turn before the hour is up.
An expression of joy or pleasure based on the imagined sound of one’s nipples becoming erect.
My fantasy football team just scored… ping ping!
The act of shooting ping-pong balls from your vagina or rectum cavity.
Yesterday I enjoyed watching Ping-Ping on the internet with my friends.
the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out
usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.
not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.
Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued
by molly"
Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do
both, he sure got ping-planked
An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.
Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession
Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today