Pipe it up

To fuck

Let's go pipe it up in a regular hotel room

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bag piping

The art of giving a blow job, rubbing his balls and humming.

When I gave my wife a little drop-in action, she started bag piping me

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Pipe Cleaner

Women who like to suck dirty and smelly penises.

A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)

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pipe cleaner

Penicillin or any other drug designed to treat urinary misery or STD's.

Dude # 1: " I feel awful, can you go to the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Dude # 2: "Sure. Erythromycin? Cat, you need a stronger pipe cleaner than that!"

Dude # 1: Yeah like what?

Dude # 2: "Penicillin,maybe even Draino, if you scored with that hoochie you left the club with last week, yuk yuk!"

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Pipe Dream

any of the above definitions is good. but the following probably provides an dramatic example of the words in use.

A pipe dream is a girl that you dream about laying pipe to, although it will probably never happen.

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hooker pipe

a pipe used to smoke "crack" cocaine. The pipe is usually crud in nature and can range from a re-configured pop can, glass pipes and of course any old solid metal material that may be lay'n about....

Oh Man!!! He was on that old "Hooker Pipe" the last 20 days smokin "crack" till he didn't know what to do with his'self

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slide pipe

Slide pipe is when your camel toe is like slanted or off center. Like when you wear underwear a size to small, and it's like, hella pulls your vagina to one side.

Or it just moved the wrong way and slides up in your lips.

"Dude I totally wore the wrong fucking panties and now I have some epic slide pipe action going on."

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