Rural Dictionary

pud mud

the white sticky substance that drips from yer pud.

Doey was so aroused that he shot "pud mud" all over the house.

by shrektheprek May 16, 2008

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This certain item is when the UPS guy comes inside your house and shits on your floor. Now why the hell would he do that? Becuase of Vagina Pudding! Buy it at your nearest Vagi-Mart. No need to use the butthole anymore! Vagina Pudding puts your vagina to the test!

Also used when a man shits into the vagina of a woman.

"Hey man I heard that UPS guy shit on your floor."
"Who cares, I use Vagina Pudding too."

"Hey did you give Mary a vagina pudding yet?"
"No, the dumb bitch went to a fucking barn and had a baby named Jesus. I think I'll give jesus a Vagina Pudding when he is about 33 and has no idea who i am."

by Jesus4Brains October 14, 2007

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the proof is in the pudding

The ultimate determiner of whether you can cook is if you can successfully make a delicious pudding. This is because the process involves a variety of cooking techniques. I.e. if you mess up one of the steps it just doesn't taste right. For instance, bits of egg shells or cooked egg white in it; a burned taste if not heated and stirred properly; and/or lumpy if the thickener is not prepared, added and stirred properly. So voila, if you can overcome these hurtles, you have the proper skills to be a good cook! This was explained to me by my great aunt, born in 1900 and from Shamokin, PA.

This definition has crossover meaning with other endeavors.

Can she cook?
Yes, she can; the proof is in the pudding.

Can he fix the plumbing?
We'll see. The proof is in the pudding.

Will the bus driver really be able to get us from Philly to Toronto in this weather?
We'll see. The proof is in the pudding.

by babpaq April 6, 2017

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