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A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).
"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."
A Hip-Hop band consisting of the members: T-Fizzle, JD McBigDick and The Pimp known as Whiskers. Known for their hit album "She Wet Like an Otter".
Oh shit! That's the Pussy Patrol! Get their Monkey Asses!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
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The odour of a foul smelling minge, after a long hard night out, covered in a mixture of sweat, shit, and pussy juices and is often accompanied by the semen of a randomer.
The next morning, Samantha's putrid pussy needed a major scub-out with bleach and harsh detergents.
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to make ones pussy pucker, something so unbelievable or outragous it makes you cringe. Very expensive, very grotesque.
1. I saw a purse that was so cute, but when I looked at the pricetag it made my pussy pucker.
2. To watch what that girl was willing to do after just a few drinks, it made my pussy pucker.
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-The most premium cut of pink meat that one might hope to devour. A fine lady.
That is one fine piece of pussy meat.
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The most rare of all pussy. So perfect it is magical and will make you feel like your in love for no real reason. It is so unbelievable that when you tell your friends, they will think you are exaggerating and that it doesnt exist.
Friend One: "Dude, i slept with that girl last night. It was so good . absolutely perfect. Best sex of my life, i think I'm in love"
Friend Two: "It couldn't have been that good. Sounds like some real Unicorn Pussy to me"
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