Putting up 4s

When you fuck a crazy amount of bitches on the daily

We are all putting up 4s

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Put the iPod on shuffle

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."

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my friends put it there

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.

GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!

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put it inside me

When a bitch wants her orgasm to be an ocean on the bed

Put it inside me oh my god your dick is big harder!!!!

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put her tits into it

a compliment given to a female after cooking a very good dish. (same as put her foot into it.)

Man did you taste that sweet potato pie. She must have put her tits into it.

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Put men in rice

Putting men in rice to fix them. Just as you would a phone you've dropped in the toilet water.

'The rabbit hole I just went down, after learning why morgues prefer to hire women. SMH. Put men in rice' - roxane gay @rgay

Put the baby in the nile

When you must commit to something without having good evidence it's the best course of action.

I committed the new code, sometimes you just have to put the baby in the nile.