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The Aggressive Q-tip takes place when a male becomes erect and aggressively attempts to insert said erection in the inner ear of another person (male or female). Ironically, the receiver may need a Q-tip after the act is completed.
The ear - yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.
Tim was sleeping but Brian was hard and horny.
He figured that Aggressive Q-tipping would not count as rape... No harm no foul?
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frequently asked dumb ass questions- self explanatory
something every box office should have
person 1: why am i so fat
person 2: well it certainly isn't because of the fact you eat fast food 12 times a week and get the most workout from taking a dump.
^ just one of lifes fa(da)q
John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!
Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.
Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!
Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.
Taking cum and giving someone a wet Willy with it.
After Sam came on me I gave him a frosted q-tip with his own cum.
Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?
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An insane oppressor across Wikipedia who reverts any critics for any misconduct. Most likely, they paid for it or just a useful moron.
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n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
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