queef drive-by

performing a vaginal fart out a window of a car

(car squeals off) pffft!

Jessica: do you smell that?

Barbra: yea smells like a queef!

Jessica: damn! she just did a queef drive-by!

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Queef Nugget

A blood clot formed during the menstrual cycle ejected during a gaseous expulsion from the vagina

I was fucking your girlfriend and she left a queef nugget on my bed.

man you a such a queef nugget, you should be flushed down the toilet.

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King Queef

When a person blows air into the vagina and then pushes down on her lower abdomene releasing one of the biggest queefs you will ever hear!

She could not believe that I gave her a King Queef!

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queef boogers

chunks of cum that fly out after hard rough sex

"DUDE queef boogers, watch out!"

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Re-queef

Blowing air into the vagina during cunnilingus then inhaling it as it queefs out and repeating the process.

Kristina let me re-queef her. What a dirty slut!!

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Lumpy Queef

This is similar to a normal Queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the vagina.

The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.

Man 1: Dude, I was banging Amy last night while she was on her period and I'm not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy shit came out all over my balls!

Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!

Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...

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Queef Steak

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A vaginal fart which expels post coital discharge.

1. I must have laid it on thick because that was a fucking crazy queef steak.

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