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Jackyl-ripping is when you've been stompin' all over the place and have a seriously swampified butthole that needs attention, so you grab a piece of paper towel and cram it way up your ass to clean out the accumulated stank. Then, when maximum absorption has been reach, you carefully rip the stank-rag out of your crack and hide it shamefully in the trash.
It's been so hard to find toilet paper due to the Coronavirus panic that I've been jackyl-ripping.
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To take a dump, deficate.
"That Taco Bell went right through me, I'm gonna have to Rip Cheeks".
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1: The act of double hitting the joint as its being passed around a single puff pass circle.
Hey rip the jacker isn't passing it. We'll have to skip him next time around.
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Cam: "I have my college interview on valentines day"
Connor: "Fat Rip"
Cam: "I also have a music trip so if I'm late back from the music trip..."
Cam + Connor: "Fat Rip"
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The act of whitening one's water pipe shaft with smoke until it is so purely white, that it resembles a glass of milk. Followed closely by an intense inhalation of aforementioned substance.
Ex. 1
"Dude, you wouldn't believe how shitty of a day I had man"
"Tell me about it man..."
"Well to start things off Cindy, that bitch-cunt-rag of a woman who I call boss would not get off my ass about those damn TPS reports. Then that fat-fuck greasy italian mother-fucker in the next cubicle farted and I could literally taste the fucking cannolis he had for dinner last night. And to top it off, that Jewish bastard Morty Goldstein broke the coffee maker this morning and didn't bother to inform the rest of the office"
"You know what would take your mind off all that bullshit man..?"
(In unison)
"Milky Rips!"
Ex. 2
"Shit man! Check out Freddy, he's about to take the biggest rip ever!"
"Damn, that's not just a big rip, that's a Milky Rip!"
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