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Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.
Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.
religion is a blessing,
its the reason i am alive,
the reason i even try,
the reason i want to be good,
but religion is also a curse,
once someone knows ur religious they think diffrently about you,
steriotipicalise you,
use it against you,
just remember,
religionis not something to be ashaimed of,
its something that should be shared,
be who you are.
person 1: i'm part of a religion
person 2: ur gonna go to hell
person 1: thats rude
person 2: its not its the truth
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Hope that will help you in life, but won't save you from life threatening situations with the best it can do being making you lucky to survive.
religion helped me in hoping that I never get in a fight with a crazy man with a gun. But when the time came, I survived after he missed a close shot and ran out of ammo
Fire insurance for the hopelessly immoral.
"My religion will save me from Hell."
Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.
Starists are the plural for the religion.
guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?
guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!
starism (religion)
Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?
Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”
Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”
Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”
Iam “We didn’t...”
Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”
Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”
Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”
Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”
Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭
Iam 🙄
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The in universe mock religion of Trekkies from Futurama in the 23rd Century.
"By The 23rd Century, Star Trek had evolved from a fandom of male virgins with skin problems into a full blown religion" - Zoe Saldana as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura as herself from Futurama Celebrity voice cast guest appearance. Known as The Star Trek Religion.