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The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 4, 2023


Roman Hall

A Roman Hall is a person who is a hypocrite who talks a lot of smack, but can't handle the critisicm, trolls, and attacks that come back to bite him/her.

Trey: "Yo, you seen that new video uploaded by Jeron Marshall?"
Charley: "Yes, but he is a total Roman Hall and I dont associate myself with losers like that.

by Jack George 2019 August 10, 2019


The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 14, 2021


Roman facist

A follower of Roman facism.

(Roman facism: The ideology that there's a superior Roman race (ie. the imperials), Romans are demigods who should be worshipped by foreigners, Rome is superior, blonde-barbarians are inferior & should be executed, The Roman Empire should be restored, the Caesars are gods, the Roman military should continously patrol the streets, all Roman citizens should be patriots of Rome & Rome should be glorified with annual parades).

(e.g: The Roman facist believes that the Romans are the superior gods of civilization who invented the world & that the Germanics are inferior blonde-haired barbarians.

Their main slogan would be, 'Bring back The Roman Empire & make Rome great again').

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis August 25, 2023


Greco Roman

greco roman is like actual 100% effort wrestling

if you did greco roman on someone in public you would have like 50 felonies

by robjohnsonbro June 10, 2021


The Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, fuck her omright on the toilet.

Wow, remenber Miri? I did the Roman on her last saturday.

by hhlover69 August 18, 2018


Romanic

Romanic, manic. Rome, or Romanic is a double sided player, meaning he will either play you, or you guys will be locked in. He is either all about you, or nothing. On the outside he may seem cold hearted, or nonchalant. But once he is able to trust you, you see a whole new side of him. He’s one of the most sweetest boys, who has a big heart and wants to show you love he may have never gotten. His beauty is undefinable, and is even more special on the outside. He brings the little girl out of you, and will make you feel safe and comfortable. He never opens up, or will really tell u how he really feels, and most people will never know he struggles, except the one girl he really loves/loved. He will teach u how to actually be treated right. He is the perfect man, perfect boy with the sweetest heart, and prettiest smile.

“Did you see Romanic with that girl today?”
“Yeah, her names Nevaeh, I heard they have been dating for almost a year now”
“WHAT!! But i heard he was a cheater
“He was, I guess he’s just changed his ways”

by n3v44hh November 23, 2023