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Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020


roman sausage

In HDVPASS FILTHY SASHA GREY DOES ANAL AND ATM on pornhub, 06:11 most people mishear 'fucking ruin Sasha's ass' as 'stuff that roman sausage in my ass'.

Sasha Grey: Stuff that roman sausage in my ass.

by Narunt June 22, 2018


roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.

“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.

by jef weulard October 17, 2021


Roman candle

When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.

‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’

by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021


Roman Candle

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.

Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.

by rebby1313 June 29, 2021


Roman Tough

Part of the Toughie Clan, great skills within the acting industry, typically hot and understanding.

"Who was that guy you heard singing last night, wow?"
"That was a Roman Tough"

by TotallyNotAFinnishGirl November 1, 2021


Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.

When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.

by gav-wan September 27, 2024