1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs
*common in bad scary movies
2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.
That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
a catchphrase that makes you want to die
person 1 "i shit you not..."
person b "thats what tommyinnit said!!!"
A Said Oi is a female of the good looking variety, usually found wearing next to nothing.
You may one day be out and about and randomly hear "Said Oi" shouted in a slurred drunken way at extreme volume, this will indicate to others concerned that a "Said Oi" is present!
when a girl says she has a said boyfriend she means it's a boy who acts as her boyfriend but isn't they are most likely friend with romantic benefits
"Oh is that Leah's new boyfriend?"
"Nah, they aren't even dating."
"Hm, it's giving said boyfriend lol"
When the argument about who farted has been placed back to the person who started it. Usually the person who said "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
Who Farted!
Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It!
Whoever Denied It, Supplied It!
Said The Rhyme Did The Crime!
Whoever Made The Rebuttal, Had It Come Out Their Butthole!
Whoever Detected It, Projected It!
Whoever Deduced It, Produced It!
The Bob Ross of NASCAR.
One of the biggest road course ringers of the 1990’s-2010’s. Winner of the 2005 24hr at Nurburgring, the 2010 NAPA Auto Parts 200 at Montreal, etc.
Boris Said (about Greg Biffle in 2011): “He needs a freaking whoopin, and I’m gonna give it to him”
An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.
Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.
Jon: That's what she said last night