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Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.
OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night
Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.
You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.
Enlarged Female Genitalia. Long or hanging Labia. Loose hanging vag meat.
When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.
So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her
A ghetto church, first coined as a freudian slip when referring to a church sanctuary.
Girl: Yeah, that church was in the rough
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah, the shank-uary was right in the ghetto
the act of shanking and walking away as if nothing happened. i.e a drive by shank
scream
Officer:did you see what happened to this inmate?
inmate:nah i think it was a shank and go