A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
1. Your butter shanks were giggling with joy as you danced the jig.
2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.
stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.
John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time
a white kid that is always trying to take your hoe. Also always sucking dick in the bathroom
Why you always gotta be Zack Shankin me dude.
When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.