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Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.
'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'
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A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.
Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!
Guy 2: Owned.
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When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
Shotgun my ass, dad!
While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.
Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
The act of blowing smoke on a man's penis for sexual pleasure.
She took her lips away from the bong to give him the old Admiral Bird shotgun on his south pole.
A colloquial term for a short barrel shotgun.
If it was manufactured with a short barrel it isn't a sawed-off shotgun.
its in the name, Its sonic holding a shotgun :/
he also said to delete something and plus your gay
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